China Invents Carbon-Neutral Oil!
The next thing we see is carbon-neutral humans. This certificate scheme is nothing but a scheme of indulgences with which those who can afford stick it to the average masses. They can show how good and virtuous are, as no matter how excessive their lifestyles are, they can always pretend to be virtous. They deserve our outer disgust for such revolting hypocrisy. And we must call them out for it.