Dozens of ships stuck in Arctic as ice freezes early
Thats not possible – I am sure it’s virtual ice. Those sailors need to watch Al Goes “an inconvenient truth” and listen to his predictions of iceless poles and I am sure those virtual ice masses will vanish very quickly. Alternatively, we could send some 100 climate alarmist activists to glue themselves to the virtual ice. Or a bunch of politicians holding speeches there to melt it virtually with the hot air they produce. But that would potentially be overkill as we don’t want to make the Arctic Ocean the Caribbean.