Sea Level Alarmism Unravels As Earth’s Coastlines Are Observed Expanding Since 1984
All sea level data needs to be consumed with a boatload of salt. It’s not a bathtub that overspills when too much water is added. On a global scale, the Earth’s crust is like the skin on top of the hot milk. It’s not static but just as its plates shift, it also moves up at some places and down at others. Even the tug of the Moons gravity deforms the ball. That being said, if there was much more water in the bathtub it’s hard to see expanding coastlines everywhere. Time to open criminal investigations.
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